- person: wanna hear a funny story?
- me: no
- person: *tells story anyway*
There’s no place like…Treebones Resort, USA.
Wtf even
(Source: davidisbeyonce)
(Source: davidisbeyonce)
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY
and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction
